Friday

Phew!


It was the moment that every writer dreads. The one we don't like to think of. The monster that can break a career. Crush a man. Kill a dream. No matter how hard I tried I could not find the words. They had abandoned me. Left me for dead.

Out of despair, I turned to my usual remedies but to no avail. 

I broke out in a sweat. I felt like vomiting. My hands were covered in welts. 

I knew I had WRITER'S BLOCK!! 

But then, luckily, a doctor told me it was just something called syphilis. 

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