When Richard discovered that the hair growing out of his scalp was pubic, he finally realized why his nickname was dick head.
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About Me
- Terrence Paquet
- He is a guy and a writer. He enjoys soup in the cold months. He has gone on record as stating that he has no back hair and has never held a firearm. There are no pictures (so far) to contradict his statements. He has written a book entitled "My Penis & Other Short Pieces" which is currently awaiting courtship from a major publisher or an eccentric oil billionaire who is looking for a tax write-off. Until that time, he likes to write about the book and other things here to keep his thoughts pure and his head straight. Upon meeting him many have said he is much better looking in person. Wittier too. Much to the chagrin of Halle Berry, he is married. His immediate plans include working on a bowl of porridge and maybe a book or something. He has aspirations for more meals in the coming months, but not more wives. Miraculously, he has children who are very normal.
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- The choice is hard
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- I am writer
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- A letter to Hugh Hefner
- Style King
- Richard
- An apology to Herve Villechaize
- A letter to Jean Claude Van Damme
- Stunt Man
- A letter to Merv Griffin
- A letter to Arsenio Hall
- The new elements of style
- Another question from another reader
- An open letter to Oprah
- Controversy = $$$
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- Old news
- Focus
- It's genital-free day!
- Tips for writers
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- Writer vs button
- Bulging with talent
- Thank you for your order
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