When I found out that Eddie was a guy who couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground, I finally understood why there was a shovel sticking out of his pants.
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About Me
- Terrence Paquet
- He is a guy and a writer. He enjoys soup in the cold months. He has gone on record as stating that he has no back hair and has never held a firearm. There are no pictures (so far) to contradict his statements. He has written a book entitled "My Penis & Other Short Pieces" which is currently awaiting courtship from a major publisher or an eccentric oil billionaire who is looking for a tax write-off. Until that time, he likes to write about the book and other things here to keep his thoughts pure and his head straight. Upon meeting him many have said he is much better looking in person. Wittier too. Much to the chagrin of Halle Berry, he is married. His immediate plans include working on a bowl of porridge and maybe a book or something. He has aspirations for more meals in the coming months, but not more wives. Miraculously, he has children who are very normal.
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- Caution
- Visualizing success
- Hats off!
- Almost cured
- Something to fall back on
- Super Clean Hero Guy
- Am not
- A letter to all publishers
- Scurvy update
- Bulging with talent
- A few important career moves
- A letter to Herve Villechaize
- Party etiquette
- Phew!
- A letter to Oprah
- A letter to Mom
- Who's there?
- Down with squirrels
- Bored
- One of those days
- Hmmpff!
- Innocent?
- Morning routine
- An apple a day
- Image is everything
- Humane kindness
- Who am I now?
- The helpful writer
- The snowman
- Eddie
- Inside of me
- A poem
- The vow
- Focus
- Man seeks woman
- Telling it like it is
- R.I.P.
- Not President-Elect Terrence Paquet
- Building the brand of me
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