Questions from readers

In my continuing effort to shed light on the book I have written entitled "My Penis & Other Short Pieces", I have decided to answer another question from one of my faithful fans. 

Are there any hidden meanings in My Penis? Gordon Rimrock, New Orleans

Most writers of my importance like to write intriguing subtext into every plot twist, which will motivate the reader to embark on a magical journey fueled by the hope of uncovering the veiled references and concealed viewpoints so cleverly hidden in the literature. It is truly part of the pleasure reading brings.

Admittedly, I wasn't going to say anything about it, however since you have been so kind to include a naked picture of yourself holding a handmade poster proclaiming  your love for My Penis, I will let you in on one secret about the book.

Between you and me, one of the chapters (I won't say which one) was written with an English accent. The illusion I was hoping for was one of an erudite linguist. I had planned on keeping it up throughout the entire book, but after a few pages I felt I was beginning to sound like a pompous ass so I switched back to my native Swahili twang.