It's genital-free day!

This morning I was going through old posts admiring my wit and folly, and it occurred to me that I have been using the word genital much too often. 

Some may attribute this obsession to the mixed messages I received as a youngster when Sister Mary Margaret told me touching myself was dirty and Father O'Leary told me it was good. 

Others might say it has to do with the fact that I have been self-medicating for the last 8 years. 

Nonetheless, in the interests of providing my fans with a new experience every time, I am declaring this genital-free day at My Short Pieces! This means I will not use the word genital at all... starting now. 

As an added bonus I will refrain from exposing my you-know-whats to pedestrians on Main Street, Elm avenue, 34th, Jefferson road, Hill Circle, Lakeview blvd., College Road, Oak Drive, Pine Avenue, Park, Crescent, Lexington, High Street, Maple and Cardinal street. 

I do maintain my right to expose my attributes on Martin Luther King Drive and Filbert Road as my thingamajigs still require a minimum amount of air.